Monday, December 12, 2005

Pedals and petals

I was a fool to ever leave your side
Me minus you is such a lonely ride
That breakup we had
Has made me lonesome and sad
I realize I love you
'Cause I want you back
Hey, hey

-- Peaches & Herb (Reunited)

I've decided to rekindle an old flame after all these years. We had broken up more than once, but after the fourth time, I had just about had it with the likes of her. No amount of sweet talking would get me to come back. I thought about all those occassions when she would take me out for a good time (and those were some really good times) and then without warning, just leave me stranded by the roadside, used up and betrayed. But I guess time heals all wounds. And besides, those other finicky hussies that came after her were no better. I guess that's what I missed about my first love. How it was so easy to get in when I needed to hook up in a hurry, and how it was even easier to get out once I was done. So now I'm ready to give us another chance. If you promise to never leave me stranded again, I promise to treat you better than I did, and to always keep you well-lubricated. So how about it? Meet me by the shop door and be ready for a good wrenching. And one more thing baby... wear the blue dress this time.

pedals and petals

So ends part I in my series of trashy short stories about my new bike build. Stay tuned for more porn.


Blogger rickyd said...

Hopefully you bought two pairs of 'em so that you can carry the spare in your seatpack when the first ones inevitably break up with you! ;)

1:02 PM

Blogger Tim said...

For some reason, I feel an irresistable urge to hurry home and click into my Egg Beater pedals.

Hard and fast.


4:34 PM

Blogger iconoclasst said...

So would that that fetishistic fixation make you a "pedal-phile?"

11:50 AM


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