Monday, December 12, 2005

Pedals and petals

I was a fool to ever leave your side
Me minus you is such a lonely ride
That breakup we had
Has made me lonesome and sad
I realize I love you
'Cause I want you back
Hey, hey

-- Peaches & Herb (Reunited)

I've decided to rekindle an old flame after all these years. We had broken up more than once, but after the fourth time, I had just about had it with the likes of her. No amount of sweet talking would get me to come back. I thought about all those occassions when she would take me out for a good time (and those were some really good times) and then without warning, just leave me stranded by the roadside, used up and betrayed. But I guess time heals all wounds. And besides, those other finicky hussies that came after her were no better. I guess that's what I missed about my first love. How it was so easy to get in when I needed to hook up in a hurry, and how it was even easier to get out once I was done. So now I'm ready to give us another chance. If you promise to never leave me stranded again, I promise to treat you better than I did, and to always keep you well-lubricated. So how about it? Meet me by the shop door and be ready for a good wrenching. And one more thing baby... wear the blue dress this time.

pedals and petals


So ends part I in my series of trashy short stories about my new bike build. Stay tuned for more porn.

3 Comments:

Blogger rickyd said...

Hopefully you bought two pairs of 'em so that you can carry the spare in your seatpack when the first ones inevitably break up with you! ;)

1:02 PM

 
Blogger Tim said...

For some reason, I feel an irresistable urge to hurry home and click into my Egg Beater pedals.

Hard and fast.

Repeatedly.

4:34 PM

 
Blogger iconoclasst said...

So would that that fetishistic fixation make you a "pedal-phile?"

11:50 AM

 

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